Podcast #7: Four Foods, One Cup

Welcome, dear listener to the first Three Boring Dudes podcast of 2014!  Herein you will find tales of joy, glory, and betrayal at the hands of studios that make shitty movies they want you to vote for during awards season.

Jessica joins Judd, Cody, and Barret in the blender (we won't tell you who "wins"), adding a fourth ingredient to the mix, giving us:  Chocolate Sauce, Cottage Cheese, Apple-flavored fruit leather, and Equal brand artificial sweetener.  It could have been worse.

Here's the link for those who haven't figured out that clicking the title of each post is also a link to the downloadable file:
Link!

In games, we talk about State of Decay, Star Citizen, and The Witcher 2:  Assassin of Kings.  In movies we discuss Solar Crisis, Sunshine, August:  Osage County, Dallas Buyer's Club, American Hustle, and then briefly mention a whole bunch of other films.  In TV, we talk about Spy, Arrow, and Strikeback.  Damn we're some busy motherfuckers.

Oh yeah, and we're on iTunes now!  Give us a five star rating because you don't know what those stars mean!  Yeah!!!

Podcast #6: Revenge is a dish best never watched on television

Barret explains why we don't do a blender this week, Cody explains why Barret's a pussy, and Jessica recaps the "plot" of Revenge.  Judd also makes some jokes, but they mostly suck, so we'll ignore that facet of the podcast this time around.

Here's the link for people who don't know how to click on the title of a goddamn post like a normal fucking human.  I mean "Hi mom!"

Link!

Podcast #5: Barret Returns!

Barret returns from being stranded on a desert island with nothing but his charming good looks and a FedEx commercial to keep him alive.

Cody drinks the blender, Judd sings Katy Perry, and Jessica punches Barret right in his stupid face.  Maybe.

Here's your sweet, sweet link:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_30.m4a

Podcast the 4th: A Steaming Hot Three-Coiler

Jessica replaces Barret permanetly, Judd drinks the blender, and cody explains why pooping is a challenge at his apartment.

Here's the link:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_11_09.m4a

Enjoy!

Official Podcast #3: Two Boring Dudes, a Wife, a Friend, and a Baby

Hello to our loyal listener!

In this episode Judd and Cody are joined by Jessica (Judd's Wife) and Craig (Cody's "Friend") with occasional screaming by Griffin (Judd and Jessica's "Baby").  Cody drinks the blender, Judd tells the cancer joke that he told his dad while his dad was fighting cancer, and there are entirely too many jokes about rape!

Here's the link in case the title link isn't working for you:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_10_26.m4a

Enjoy!!!

PS:  Barret continues to suck dong by skipping the podcast while trying to make a living putting his own meat into other people's mouths, aka running a hot dog stand.  He swears he'll be back soon!

PPS:  If you have a question for the Three Boring Dudes that you'd like us to read on-air, post it here!  Also, we'll personally thank our first five (all five!) followers!  Holy crap!

Official Podcast #2: Barret's Vagina Face

Cody and Judd make fun of Barret for being too busy to podcast.  The blender (for Barret to drink next time) is Cranberry Juice and Tomato Soup.  We talk Game of Thrones, Borderlands 2, and Football, all while introducing our newest (and hopefully last) award, the Andrew Dice Clay Dreidel of Sexism.

Here's a link for you, our loyal listener:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_10_12.m4a

Official Podcast #1: Investments in Microphones return Gag Reflexes

The first official podcast!  In this episode Judd drinks the blender (Mexican Rice Pudding, Leftover Salsa, and a teaspoon of Paprika), Barret relates how dumb he was on his trip to France, and Cody admits to camping.  Cody takes home the Richard Pryor Award and the Paula Deen Prize (somewhat ironically, all things considered), and Judd "wins" the Garrison Keillor Chalice.

Here's a link to the podcast if you aren't subscribed:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/3BD_Podcast/Three+Boring+Dudes+Podcast/3BD_2013_09_15.m4a

And why aren't you subscribed??  Get in on the ground floor and listen to us be assholes to each other for fun and profit!  Or, actually, fun and losses.

Enjoy!