Podcast #18: Shoot Poop Poop Chute

Due to a hangover and general wussiness, Judd petitions Jessica and Cody to cancel the blender.  We also talk about every movie from 2014, ever.  Most of them, anyway.

Podcast #17: Jazz Hands on the Radio

With Cody MIA, this week's blender features:  A persimmon, the remnants of a bag of Pirate's Booty, and the filling that normally goes inside a Deviled Egg.  Yum.  We also talk ad nauseum about WoW and Destiny.

Podcast #16: The Uncanny Valley

Back from a long hiatus!  This episode's blender includes:  Applesauce, fried and battered zucchini, a granola bar, and some old mexican cheese.  Featuring special guest, Mikey!

Podcast #15: That One was Me

This episode's blender features a tortilla, leftover pasta with corn and mushrooms, guacamole, and a pickled egg.  In fact, most of end up eating pickled egg.  We're weird that way.

Podcast #14: R2D2 with a Hard-on

Special Super Sized end of the TV Season episode!  This week the blender is Stone IPA, Cuervo Silver Tequila, Quinoa, and eight super strong breath mints.

Podcast #13: 53 Minutes in, Barret has a Stroke

This week's blender:  Triple Sec, Fresca, Gin, and fresh chopped onions.  Spoiler alert:  Judd rolls a 2.  Also, 53 minutes in, something amazing happens.

Podcast #12 - I Almost Wish You'd Spat

This week's blender is plain greek yogurt, olives, hot Chinese mustard, and black bean tofu scramble.  Cody dresses up as Captain Hammer, we make fun of Greek people, and everyone freaks out when Judd explains the concept of angel babies.

Podcast #11: Getting Shit-Hammered while Facing Mecca

This week's blender is a microwaved taquito, Mango Habenero Kale Chips, and a fresh, red onion.  We also discuss gay sex, the gay Mecca, and why it's awesome that Fred Phelps is dead.  Again.

Podcast #10: Frog Semen and other Facts

This week's blender:  Peas, pear apricot barley baby food, and hazelnut coffeemate.  Cody is apparently missing, so Jessica fills in the slack.  Also, we totally forget to sing the song.

Podcast #9: Incognito vs. Mechahitler

Barret tells everyone about how awesome America is, Cody is embarassed by the amount of television he watched, and Judd reveals all the secrets of the Titanfall Beta.  This week's blender:  BBQ Sauce, Banana, and Teryaki Beef Jerky.

Podcast #8: Conan the Barbarimancer

This week's blender includes a "cutie" tangerine, mashed sweet potatoes, and balsamic mayonnaise.  Cody is noticably absent as Barret, Judd, and Jessica discuss awesome celebrity stories and Hearthstone the video game.

Podcast #7: Four Foods, One Cup

Welcome, dear listener to the first Three Boring Dudes podcast of 2014!  Herein you will find tales of joy, glory, and betrayal at the hands of studios that make shitty movies they want you to vote for during awards season.

Jessica joins Judd, Cody, and Barret in the blender (we won't tell you who "wins"), adding a fourth ingredient to the mix, giving us:  Chocolate Sauce, Cottage Cheese, Apple-flavored fruit leather, and Equal brand artificial sweetener.  It could have been worse.

Here's the link for those who haven't figured out that clicking the title of each post is also a link to the downloadable file:
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In games, we talk about State of Decay, Star Citizen, and The Witcher 2:  Assassin of Kings.  In movies we discuss Solar Crisis, Sunshine, August:  Osage County, Dallas Buyer's Club, American Hustle, and then briefly mention a whole bunch of other films.  In TV, we talk about Spy, Arrow, and Strikeback.  Damn we're some busy motherfuckers.

Oh yeah, and we're on iTunes now!  Give us a five star rating because you don't know what those stars mean!  Yeah!!!